your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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