This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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