Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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