Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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