The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
