The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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