at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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