I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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