so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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