why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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