I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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