I cockslap morals
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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