But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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