Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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