There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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