i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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