You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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