Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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