Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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