I can text with my tongue
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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