he puts the penis in happiness.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
where are my eyebrows?
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