you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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