she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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