I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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