we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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