I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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