whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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