FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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