This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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