People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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