i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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