windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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