It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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