Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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