At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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