i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
it was like eating out sand paper
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
