i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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