Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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