I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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