I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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