BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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