I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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