I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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