Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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