but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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