The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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