I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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