Dual....:-)
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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