how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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