what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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