oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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