Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
